Going Incognito

Give me some of those oversized big sunglasses that celebrities wear out. I am so tired of these gossipy, small town busybodies that are always watching me wherever I go. Of course, I would have to invest in a good wig, too, but it would be worth it just so I have a little peace. My neighbors that live across the street told my parents that I sped off in my car toward the city. When I got back, I got the third degree even though I was only at Jane’s for a study session before the big biology test. Leave me alone, already!